The Grotto-kini.

Original Sheer Swimsuit

So this may be just a little bit daring. OK, a lot a bit daring.

This swimsuit is not designed with the conservative girl in mind. Picture every guys fantasy: the wet t-shirt. Why do guys go crazy at even just the though of the wet t-shirt? Why are we even talking about the wet t-shirt? What does this have to do with the Grotto-kini? What IS a grotto-kini?

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Hold up! You've got more questions to be answered than an episode of Lost.

I've given this some thought. White wet t-shirts. White fabric is the key component here as white is the most see-through of all the colors. It shows and hides just enough to keep the mystery alive. The way you move your body and the way the semi sheer wet fabric clings to your curves is enough to send any man over the edge. Men have even developed sports and prizes dedicated to the art of the wet t-shirt contest. I'd say we women should retaliate with a wet boxer contest… but the idea of seeing bunched up junk in a see-through trunk just doesn't do it for me.

Face it women, we are a superior breed. We are more beautiful to look at then men. Men were made to work, woman were made to be gorgeous. Don't get all femme-nazi on me. Women can kick ass and work just as hard if not harder then men, I'm just saying that in the grand scheme of things you can't blame men for loving our bodies. We are just physically much more appealing than a man is.

With that being said: Let's take the mechanics of the wet t-shirt and turn it into something more dangerous- a wet t-shirt bikini.

Nikki Gauze Bikini Top

Yumdrop has just introduced new sheer UjENA swimswear. These swimsuits are not for the weak of heart. To rock these bad boys you need to be confident in every curve of your body. Prepare to incite a riot at the beach or resort vacation. This type of swimwear when worn in European countries are considered beautiful and classic. In conservative America we are taught that our bodies are a bad and dirty thing. Sex is still considered taboo in America (remember the panic over a simple wardrobe malfunction a la Janet Jackson at the Superbowl?). Europe doesn't understand our freakish strict view on sex and the human body. They show bodies as beautiful and pieces of art. Therefore, on the beaches and the runways, nude and sheer fabrics are a staple of high fashion and elegance. They celebrate their bodies, not degrade them.

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Why the Grotto-kini? If you can't escape to Europe to celebrate your body and are too shy to strut on a beach in America in these swimsuits, there is another place where you can feel the freedom: The Playboy Mansion. Rock these suits to your next Playboy Mansion party and enjoy being a woman.

We have everything you see here and everything you don’t! From lingerie, to sexy costumes, to club wear, evening gowns,and more, Yumdrop has you completely stocked for the most memorable nights. We’ve even got the hosiery, shoes, and accessories to match! You supply the body and the attitude, we’ll take care of the rest!

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